"Those names are completely ridiculous and that trend needs to be stopped immediately. People should just make up new names at that point. Future archaeologists are going to be completely confused about our naming conventions."

It was one of those ways in which Roosevelt was old school, a crotchety old man yelling from his front porch about the kids on his lawn. He had no problem with that though.

"One of each, although more reasonable heads prevailed with their names."